In case anyone was wondering, this right here is why John Green and Maureen Johnson are my favorites.
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Lady Ruth Spanky-Dalewood
LOLno.
Lady Vera Moondoggie-Currywood.
Please refer to me as this from here on out.
Lord Edwin Midnight-Rogers.
May as well be a character in Downtown Abbey fanficiton…
Lady Beatrice Buttons-Springs, at your service.
Lord Edward Chelsea-Treeborough, defender of the peerage.
(Source: iamnoahfierce)
I do not know who this fellow is, but I would like to kiss him on the mouth right now.
Me too.
Zits and Wrinkles = SKIN SWITZERLAND!!
I’ll take it. What’s yours?
Enthusiastick = AUTHENTIC KISS
Hell yes.
Photos From Places: Yantic Falls Edition
Photos From Places: New England Aquarium Edition
Star Wars over-dub. I laughed, I cried (from laughing.)
Great, I’m a psychotic bi-curious ballerina with serious mommy issues!
I AM IRON MAN.
Dragon trainers, represent!
I am a heavy for a loan shark by day and an amateur boxer at night.
I am a smart-mouthed pregnant teenager somewhere very cold. I play twee songs on my guitar with Michael Cera. Not really a job.
I am a reclusive impoverished recovering-alcoholic fisherman. Well, sh*t.
(Source: astroextensionist)
